Writeups

[billlawrence]

Day 1

Everyone was shocked to hear that they’re being hunted. They already took Laverne, who would be next?

JD: What are we gonna do.
Turk: We should call the cops.
Ted: That’s a good idea.

Ted picks up the phone.

Ted: There’s no dial tone.
Keith: Maybe they cut the lines?
JD: Don’t be stupid Keith …. Maybe they cut the lines?
Keith: I just said that.
JD: Quiet Keith!
TCW: I don’t know about you guys, but I’m leaving.
JD: You can’t Jamie. It’s not safe.
TCW: Well I’m not just gonna sit here and wait to die.

Jamie grabs her purse and leaves the room.

Jamie: When I get out, I’ll call for help.
JD: Be safe.
Jamie: Don’t worry, I will.

Jamie makes it out of the building. She goes to her car. She’s about to put her key in the door, when she hears a noise.

Jamie: Who’s there?
: Just the guy who’s gonna kill you.
Jamie: What?! AAAGH!

Jamie’s throat is cut with a scalpel. She falls over dead.

Back in the lounge.
Ted: So what are we gonna do?
Carla: What can we do?
Elliot: I guess we should just wait to see if Jamie comes through for us.
: I wouldn’t count on that.

Everyone looks in the direction of the voice. A person in a cloak stands in the doorway.

: Jamie’s dead. My associate killed her.
Everyone: *Gasps and screams*
: I’ll be seeing you all again, very soon.

The cloaked figure leaves

Doug: Oh no. We’re doomed!
Janitor: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN! *slaps Doug*
Mickhead: No, he’s right we’re doomed!
Beardface: DOOOMED!
JD: Calm down everyone. We just need a plan.
Hooch: SHUT UP JD! I’ve had it with you, and you’re “there’s always a bright side” attitude. Ya know what I think. I think you’re one of them! And you’re just here to confuse us!
Ted: Hey, that makes sense.
JD: Don’t listen to him Ted. Hooch is crazy.
Hooch: I’M NOT CRAZY!

Hooch leaps at JD, and starts strangling him.A few people try to pull him off of JD, but he’s puts up a real fight.

JD: Calm down Hooch!
Ted: NO! He’s right! Probably. Maybe. I don’t know anymore.
Hooch: KILL ‘EM TED! KILL ‘EM!
Ted: AHH! Peer pressure! Must .. comply …

Ted picks up a knife from the table and stabs JD in the chest

JD: Ted …. Why?

He falls over dead.

Turk: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Results
Lynch: Poppycox (John Dorian, Village Special)
Vig: Poppycox
Mafia kill: SweetIrony! (Tasty Coma Wife)

[billlawrence]

Day 2

Turk: How could you Ted! You killed JD!
Ted: I’m sorry. When I get stressed I become very impressionable. And Hooch just kept yelling and yelling. I’m just … sorry.
Carla: Everyone, just calm down. What’s done is done. For the time being we need to focus on these cloaked people that are trying to kill all of us.
Elliot: She’s right. Now, what do we know about the cloaked people?
Doug: They wear cloaks.
Elliot: Dammit Doug! Anyone else?
Janitor: Well that one guy we saw had a red ring with a yellow circle in the middle of it on his ring finger of his left hand.
Carla: That’s very descriptive.
Janitor: *shrugs* Yeah, I notice little things. Like that tiny black hair on blonde doctors upper lip.
Elliot: What?! Frick!

Elsewhere, at the front of the Hospital, Kim is arriving for the party.

Kim: Dammit, I’m late for JD’s party. I hope they haven’t started yet.

She enters the hospital.

: Who are you …
Kim: AHH! You scared me. I’m Kim. I’m hear for JD’s party.
: Follow me …
Kim: Um, okay. What’s with the cloak?
: ….
Kim: Alrighty then. Guess you’re not much of a talker.


The cloaked person takes Kim to the lounge

Kim: Happy birthd—Oh my god! JD! What happened?!
Turk: Kim! Look out! Behind you!
Kim: What?

The cloaked person grabs Kim’s head and snaps her neck.

Turk: Oh my god!
: No more visitors. Okay?
Elliot: You .. you killed her. What did she do to you? She doesn’t even work here! You didn’t have to-
: No more visitors.

The cloaked person turns to walk away.

Janitor: Hey, buddy. Wait a sec.

The cloaked person turns back around. The Janitor takes out a penny from his pocket and whips it at the cloaked person. It goes down his throat and he starts to choke.

: Ack! *cough* *cough* Can’t .. breathe .. Ack ..

The cloaked person falls down, twitches for a few seconds, then stops moving.

Janitor: That was for JD. Now, let’s see who’s behind cloak number one.

They remove the hood to reveal Franklin, who is now very blue and very dead.

Turk: Franklin? I didn’t even know he worked here anymore. Well at least that’s one down.
Ted: Yeah, but who knows how many are left.

Results
Lynch: ZykeZero (Franklin, Mafia)
Mafia kill: Kellly (Kim, Village)

[drcox]

And STILL NOT A ONE OF US IN THE WRITEUP?!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY JEWWY WHAT THE FUCK?!!!

[billlawrence]

Dec 15, 2009 19:06:38 GMT -5 drcox said:

And STILL NOT A ONE OF US IN THE WRITEUP?!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY JEWWY WHAT THE FUCK?!!!

I really hope they don't use the writeup to clear Bello. Janitor is obviously representing the village lynch.

[drcox]

If they don't use that to clear Bello, Turk, Elliott, and Doug. I will be amazed.

[GM]

Dec 15, 2009 19:06:38 GMT -5 drcox said:

And STILL NOT A ONE OF US IN THE WRITEUP?!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY JEWWY WHAT THE FUCK?!!!

CALM DOWN SIR! Keith was in the write-up day 1, and tomorrow I'll add another one of you to the mix.

I know what I'm doing (this time)

[drcox]

Sorry. I'm just not a fan of the way you do your write-ups. They are well written but tend to give away info the village shouldn't have. Bello is essentially cleared though.

[billlawrence]

Day 3

Turk: If Franklin was dirty, that means anyone could be one of them.
Beardface: Yeah.
Todd: So true dude. High five!
Turk: Not now Todd.
Todd: C’mon man.
Turk: I said no Todd!
Todd: Fine … anyone else?
Everyone else: NO TODD!
Todd: You guys suck.
Turk: Quiet Todd!
Todd: No I don’t have to. It’s not like we’re gonna live anyhow.

By then most of them had enough of The Todd. A few of them grabbed Todd and starting beating on him.

Todd: Ow! Stop it!

They didn’t. They kept beating him unitl he stopped resisting.

Todd: … Death .. five? *holds out hand*

*someone high fives him*

Todd: Right on .. *snaps fingers then dies*


A few minutes later Jordan and Dr. Cox arrive

Jordan: Hi everyone. We’re he- What the hell is going on here?!
Carla: How did you guys get here alive?!
Cox: What are you talking about?

They explain what’s been going on to Jordan and Perry.

Cox: Well that’s just dandy. I didn’t even plan on staying, believe me, but Jordan here said it’d be the “right thing to do” to show up. Well that worked out great didn’t it, sweetums?
Jordan: Shut up Perry.
Elliot: So how did you guys get in without them seeing you.
Jordan: Well, we were actually already here. We were, resting in the on call room, if ya catch my drift.
Cox: I’m sure they do.
Mickhead: Well this is all fine and dandy, but we still need to figure out what’s going on.
Beardface: Yeah.
Ted: Maybe we should send someone to investigate the hospital.
Cox: Good idea Teddy. Take Mickhead and Beardface with you when you go.
Ted: What? Wait .. I mean .. oh man.
Cox: Go on *whistles*
Ted: Oh all right. C’mon guys.

The three men leave. They start exploring the halls looking for clues.

: What are you doing?!
Three men: AHHH!

The cloaked person pulls out a gun and shoots Dr. Beardface.
Dr. Mickhead then charges at the gunman, tackling him and knocking the gun from his hand. It lands by Ted.

Mickhead: Shoot him Ted!
Ted: Okay…. I don’t have a clear shot!
Mickhead: JUST DO IT!

Ted closes his eyes and pulls the trigger.
*bang*
When he opens them he sees Mickhead, dead on the floor, and the clokaed figure is nowhere to be seen.

Ted: Dammit!

Results
Lynch: Mahoney (The Todd, village)
Vig: Timdawg (Dr. Mickhead, village)
Mafia kill: Risen (Dr. Beardface, village)

[billlawrence]

Day 4

Back in the Lounge.

Lonnie: I need to use the bathroom.
Keith: Just hold it dude. You don’t want to go out there.
Lonnie: I’ll be fine.

Lonnie leaves the room and heads to the the bathroom. He goes in heads to the urinal.

Lonnie: Ahh … much better …

Someone comes out of the stall behind Lonnie.

: I’ll say.
Lonnie: AHH! You scared me. What are you doing here? I thought you wer-

The mystery person, grabs the back of Lonnie's head and smashes it into the wall, repeatedly. Lonnie falls to the floor dead.

: Sorry, Lonnie. You should have just stayed in the room.



Ted is just returning to the lounge.

Cox: Well?
Ted: Mickhead and Beardface are dead. They got them.
Turk: What?! Both of them?!
Ted: It was awful. I barely escaped. And I can’t stop sweating. I’m so nervous.
Keith: At least you made it back okay.
Ted: Yeah, and I also managed to get the guy’s gun. There’s three bullets left, so they may come in handy.
Turk: I’m glad you’re okay Ted, but there’s no way I’m letting you keep a gun. Hand it over.
Ted: Alright.

Ted takes the gun out of his pocket and goes to hand it to the Turk, but due to his sweaty palms, he drops the gun. It hits the floor and goes off. The bullet hits Lloyd in the chest. He goes down, and doesn’t get back up.

Elliot: Dammit Ted! Stop killing people!

Turk picks up the gun, puts the safety on, and puts it in his waistband . Ted starts having a panic attack and begins weeping.

Carla: Oh, Ted.

Carla goes to console Ted, when she slips in Lloyd’s blood. She falls, hitting her head on a corner of a table on the way down. Killing her instantly.

Turk: CARLA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Results
Lynch: Spacedfan (Carla, Village)
Vig: Yzzie (Lloyd, Village)
Mafia kill: Emlyn (Lonnie, Village)

[billlawrence]

Day 5

Turk: I have had it. I’m gonna go find these bastards, and kill them!
Elliot: Don’t Turk.l It’s not safe.
Turk: Forget being safe. I’m not gonna just sit here and wait to die. If I’m going, then I’m going out fighting. I will avange Carla and JD's deaths, I swear it!
Ted: Well, good luck.
Turk: Ted, you’re coming too.
Ted: What. But I-
Turk: No but’s Ted! You’re coming!
Ted: Oh, man.

Turk takes out the gun and takes off the safety. They exit the lounge and starts down the hall.

Turk: WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SONS A BITCHES!
Ted: This isn’t good.
Turk: Did you hear that?
Ted: Hear what?
Turk: Shhh! Follow me.

They get to a room. Noises can be heard from inside.

Turk: Wait out here, and stay hidden I’m going in.

Turk takes out the gun and enters the dark room.

Turk: Is anybody here?

Just then a figure steps out of the shadows with a rope. The figure puts the rope around Turk’s neck and begins to strangle him. Turk fights back as hard as he can, and even manages to shoot the figure in the foot, but eventually the lack of oxygen makes him grow weak. And then, when he can no longer fight back, the figure pulls even tighter. Turk goes limp and falls over dead.

The cloaked figure limps out of the room and heads down the hall into another room.

Ted comes out of hiding and goes into the room where Turk lies dead.

Ted: Oh my god …

Ted picks up the gun.

Ted: I have to get back to the lounge.

He starts heading back towards the lounge, when

SNI: Hey, Ted is that you?
Ted: AHHH!

Ted is startled, and accidentally pulls the trigger, shooting Snoop Dogg Intern.

Ted: Oh no! I gotta get back!

Ted finally arrives back at the lounge, where he sees Gooch lying on the ground, dead. A few people are standing over her with clenched fists.

Ted: NO, NO, NO! Whhhhhhy?!
Janitor: It's not important. What's done is done.
Elliot: Where's Turk?
Ted: What? Oh, he's dead. They killed him. Although he did manage to shoot his attacker in the foot.
Elliot: Well at least he died fighting.


Results
Lynch: Celtic (Gooch, Village)
Vig: Jsun (Snoop Dogg Intern, Village)
Mafia kill: Runs (Chris Turk, Village)

[billlawrence]

Day 6

Results

Lynch: Maki (Jordan, Village)
Vig: Frick (Hooch, Village)
Mafia kill: Dreams (Elliot, Village)

There are now 4 mafia and 3 village, which means

MAFIA WINS!

This may be my new favorite game. I am so pleased with the way things turned out.